PSA: Podfics are a free labour of love and unkind comments are like kryptonite to my motivation to record. This podcast is now moderated by multiple people and comments will be removed where deemed appropriate to protect my mental health. Please be kind to creators, we notice more than you think.

TW: Mentions of injury that might make people squirm.

TW: Shitty french

Don't forget to kudos the original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38926722/chapters/97351530

Meant AFTER* the episode on my outro note 🤦‍♀️