PSA: Podfics are a free labour of love and unkind comments are like kryptonite to my motivation to record. This podcast is now moderated by multiple people and comments will be removed where deemed appropriate to protect my mental health. Please be kind to creators, we notice more than you think.

Cameo this episode: the prick outside my house who kept slamming his car door like he was auditioning for a Phil Collins tribute night, I've removed what I could. 😑

Don't forget to kudos the original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38926722/chapters/97351530