In this episode, we explore the obvious consequences of a drunken adventure, a vindictive and inappropriate doctor, and a therapy-proud couple with wildly complicated role-play backstories.

• Mutter 1: Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher
• Mutter 2: Joey Greer and Caroline Cotter
• Mutter 3: Chris Gethard and Will Hines

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