Turmoil consumes the Gents as a heated debate breaks out over what was cooler... going to public school (like Mike & Jason) or going private (like Jordan from the Block). Both sides present their arguments and talk high school reunions. Afterwards, the gang tries to solve the greatest mystery in Nickelodeon history: what in God's name happened Joe Torres? (the guy who played Danny from Hey Dude, not the coach of the Yankees). Also, there's a National Toy Hall of Fame in Rochester???