Ah yes, the glorious late 90’s.  When Gywnneth wasn’t yet steaming her bean, and hadn’t thrown in the towel on acting (yet.) This movie gave adequate reasons why her character might be rather steamed, as her worthless bloke of a boyfriend plays every horrible, gutless, cheating trope that ever troped.

Cleverly diverting this story into two parallel “Choose your own adventures," delightfully showing what might have transpired if she missed her fateful tube ride home, versus just making it by the skin of a sliding door. Sarah and Heather additionally discuss moments in their own lives in which their fate might have been changed in a drastic way if they choose paper instead of plastic, begging the question of the movie’s underlying theme: What’s meant for you, will eventually find you. But we’re still waiting….. We want a refund, Cruel Fate!

(Or at least to look good in layered, textured pixie cut)

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