Let's catch Philo and Hal as they blabber away -

Let me call my rat with your paw

But I didn't mean to Ridicule your rat in the way I can afford some Tell us the ugly looking rat. I never seen he came out trying to bite my tire with his foamy mouth Come on ready His eyes are one ready by Thinking

Horrible Horrible look on his and he's shivering after my tire Well, no wonder dogs chase

On the tire Dog Three-eyed two-eared

Lop-faced enemy of dogs. They can't hurt you know

He was lop-faced. All right

He had a half of his face had at least three quarters of his head in it And the other half of his face had less than one quarter of his head in it, you know

He was real piece of work. He was like a real long jawed lop-faced, face-eyed

green lipped lily-livered

Lily-livered lap dog of the Bougeoisie was he a running dog?

He was a dog of Bush. He was one of Bush's left on the prison map in a way it pushes the lab drawers away.

Like a doll like a greasy slimey doll dog.

There he was here in the background looking away at the lap of luxury

As a dog returneth to his vomit so returneth a fool to the lollygagging

Lollygagging the way it's a lab lollygagging around

Lying like a lumpy log dog hog

Lying and licking and liking and like a lollipop like lichen licking the edge of a lichen

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