Tucker and Reed have pronoun trouble at the club, Porthos sounds red-alert, but Archer ignores him yet again, and gets a knock out. Hoshi meets somebody with great cunning linguistics, Travis is allergic to falls, and Phlox gets a rude awakening. Enterprise finally makes it to Risa!

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00:00 Episode 78

00:30 Captain got shroomed coffee again

01:30 DOT Impact

02:00 Sorry about the singing

02:30 Fun mushrooms silently judging

03:40 Please do not fire celebratory phasers into the sky

04:20 Fireworks do not make Veterans, Tribbles, DOTS or pets, happy.

05:00 No Kids!

05:15 Virgins welcome

06:00 Age Test

06:50 Rainbow!

08:00 News - RIP John Erman - https://deadline.com/2021/06/john-erman-dead-star-trek-director-roots-mash-emmy-winner-1234783615/

08:45 Simon Pegg - Galaxy Quest - https://trekmovie.com/2021/06/28/simon-pegg-working-on-galaxy-quest-tv-series/

09:24 Star Trek's Queer Fluidity - https://www.startrek.com/news/how-star-treks-queer-fluidity-has-been-giving-fans-the-brighter-future-they-deserve

10:45 BOC

11:05 Klingon Bird of Prey Ornament

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12:40 Dave Bautista wants to be a Klingon - https://screenrant.com/star-trek-klingon-role-dave-bautista-interest/

15:10 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Two Days and Two Nights"

16:00 Teaser - "Maybe I don't Know"

16:20 Got Pissed on?

17:45 Kellie Waymire's last Enterprise appearance

18:30 YOU NEED A VACATION

19:20 Tucker's shirt

19:40 Double Launch

20:05 Act I - "Fun, Fun, Fun"

21:20 Cunning Linguistics

21:45 Boner Twin Powers Activate

21:30 T'Pol's profile

23:00 Sleepy Phlox

23:17 Risa looks nice

23:30 Sween!

24:00 Nice Package

24:14 Door Switch Horgon

24:45 Reading Material

25:20 What would you do on Risa?

26:50 https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground

27:00 Porthos calls Red Alert, nobody notices

28:30 Crew Lottery Conspiracy Scam?

29:20 Telescope Voyeurism?

29:50 Dating Tips: Bring a puppy dog

31:00 Warning about ST:D

31:20 Always listen to you science officer

31:40 Pronouns

32:20 It's about the love...or...lust?

32:50 Look! Color!

33:14 Risa: Las Vegas?

33:30 They went to the wrong bar

33:55 Act II -"Strange World"

34:45 Magic Underwear

35:00 Marine Horror Story

35:45 She had me at: "Hi" - Ladies of the evening

37:00 What happened to the Boobs?

37:30 I'm the captain this week

38:40 Dating Tips: Speak in their native language

39:36 Act III - "I Get Around"

40:15 The Hangover

41:00 Moving Mountain and Alien Hospitals

41:55 They were gorgeous!

42:30 No crime here?

43:20 If you're gonna have straps and a pole...

44:07 Hoshi with the creepin' moves!

44:30 Kiwi

44:45 Show me what "Peach" means?

45:45 Wake the Doctor?

46:14 Act IV - "Good Vibrations"

47:44 0 to Fucking Crazy Bitch, real quick

48:10 He Scanned a Bitch!

49:10 Wake-up Call

49:45 I don't care what it tastes like!

50:40 Physical Comedy

51:20 The Feet matched the curtains?

51:50 Hoshi Scores!

53:12 Stink

53:44 Roofies for finger nails

54:45 Secret Logs

55:20 Title Theme: The Beach Boys

55:50 Manamana

56:15 Heather's Score

56:50 Getting Grabby

57:15 Other scores? 777

58:25 What ever happened to the Tandarans?

59:20 Next Week - Star Trek: Enterprise - "Shockwave Part 1"

1:01:20 - Thanks for listening!

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