My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2

I Don't Know But Its Probably Not Good For Them.....


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Self explanatory....oh but I did come up with a funny response to the age old question of how much does it cost to "pay attention"? Well my smart ass, not like the intelligent co text of smart but the snarky context responded with....something akin to "the cost is equal to or greater than the value of whatever shit storm was created due to not paying attention. For example, or for my Spanish audience por ehemplo, (I don't think that's how its is spelled but fuck it YOLO....). If you are checking out the beautiful chick in the car next to you that you thought you met at Ralph's or Pacers. They are both stunning so its difficult to discern the two gorgeous super models from one another. Than as a result of not paying attention to the road you slam into the car in front of you due to starring at that chicks beautiful face and they came from the beach and are having a topless pillow fight in the car. They were both wearing bikinis but those are gone and you are than further distracted. ( side note....i am pretty sure they both work for some big insurance company and this whole situation waa staged to cause straight men to crash and have to increase their monthly car insurance cost. Its a fucking scam. A totally hot, sexy scam that I will most likely loose my license over. I have had nine accidents in two days. CSI has been called in which is super embarrassing because there is semen all over my car. Under a black light that shit is disturbing. Its on the roof....that one or several I am kinda proud of. That's some serious power. Or a serious fucking problem....either way it doesn't keep me out of jail. Even though I could tell the sexy DA kinda liked it. His name I don't remember.....Julio or something.... Anyway, if anyone can help me post bail that would be much appreciated. Its like 7 million though.... Basically I follow them around for a while. I seem to be getting off topic here. The cost of not paying attention is A+B+C+D = Cost of Not Paying Attention. where the variables A represents the cost to fix the persons car you hit. B is equal to the increase in insurance premiums. C is equal to the cost to fix your own car and D represents the life long cost to marry that gorgeous girl in that car that basically bankrupted you before you ever started dating. Hopefully, D pays off in the run. If it is two hot chicks is would change the equation to D squared or Double D's ( get it its a boob joke). No I am only joking....which part I still haven't figured it out. I was never that good at math.
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My Hijacked American Lie-fe Part 2By Jay Bryson Kambestad

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