First, we (specifically Dan) would like to apologize to author and publisher David Zinczenko for not getting your name even a little bit right in this recording! We imagine you are an avid listener of the show, and we hope that this week's very food-centric goofs (incl. Cinnabun, ice cream preferences, and how America's decline is evident in the menu at IHOP) more than make up for our magnificent mess-up of your marvelous monicker, made mentionable at Men's Health!

Oh, also a card. We talked about a card.