What if Boris the Balagoola was granted one wish? (Bupkis means "nothing."  And a pogrom is "an organized massacre of helpless people," which, sadly, the Jewish villages of the time period of our tiny village too often endured. But we promise that this story is not a "downer.")

From "Tales of The Wise Fools of Chelm," available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle. https://amzn.to/3VpWj7y