We record our final episode of the offseason. THE HUDDLE (01:07): Low on sleep, David, Marshall and Heather get present | THE KICKOFF (02:10): Why you're still the third friend | COMPLETION PERCENTAGE (02:58): Marshall and Monopoly; could you get physically competitive with someone you love? | EXACT PERFECT ANALYZE (12:52): Should we un-bleep what former Lions head coach Matt Patricia said to former star Lions cornerback Darius Slay? | WHERE'S THE MACGUFFIN? (22:50): Our coaching conversation continues. Heather teaches herself to beat Marshall at backgammon; Marshall gets posterized by the starting center of the UCLA women's basketball team; David gives Marshall's ex-fiancé a bloody nose in a game of hoops | MEMENTO HYPOTHESIS (30:55): Revisiting the pet store | JUST ONE MORE QUESTION (34:15): David puts an end to the timing conversation | Riverside.fm SPOT (41:11) | SIGNALS (41:41): medical intuitive and psychic Jason Windell (jasonwindell.com) foretells the winner of the Lions' Week 1 matchup with the Kansas City Chiefs; David commits to watching (and gives you a Riverside promo code) | Theme music: Mr. Jukes and Barney Artist, "Blowin Steam (Open Up Your Mind)"