If this were to go viral, the zit is interested in being a performer on Dancing With The Stars but I am unfortunately not ok with joining it. There must be a contract for that ?

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Despite my most over the top efforts to avoid exposure, and even (wrongly) thinking I had it in March — I’ve been recovering from Covid for the last three weeks and nearly a month. Come along with me, and deep dive into the quarantine experience you’ve either experienced yourself or have been reading about. Also, everyone? WEAR A MASK!!!

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Be carful what you wish for, or at least be very specific. If you mess up call an exterminator

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Just doing something that intimidates me (actual not-joke singing) because.. I can and should. In this case full on painfully covering Radiohead at the top of my lungs to no music and hoping I don’t get a noise complaint or an aneurism. I am bad at singing and that’s absolutely fine: BECAUSE I am not afraid to sing and enjoy it.....You are welcome!

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-especially if like me, you are in a position of privilege. Black lives matter.

It’s not hard to know who you are if you are honest. But if you don’t know who you have been, what does it mean? Archeological dig through my childhood “memory box”.

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It’s almost the one year anniversary for me and my dog Macy! Happy Gotcha Day Macy! So much love to you and all the dogs I’ve loved before. From me, the unlikely Alpha.

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... and possibly questionable taste? Psh. Just kidding. You are welcome for the suggestions!

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It’s my birthday and my mind is on the future. So I’m going to talk all about astrology ...and even let other people have opinions!

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Your data tells a story, and these days other people have the option to tell it whether you want it told or not. Unless you are doing something criminally wrong (in which case you should probably talk to a lawyer), I think the best defense is to just not be embarrassed by all of your dirt and mistakes. Get comfortable with the things you might usually not be open about. Here are some of mine: it’s all increasingly in the hands of strangers anyway! Might as well enjoy the catharsis of gossip —(oh hey, at one point I deleted a seven minute tangent of me talking about wallabies. You’re welcome!)