My Hijacked American Lie-fe

I Hate That He is So Much Smarter Than Me!


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Well, yes I am much smarter than you but so are the children that Namaste The Fuck Away attempts to teach but since she is of lower intelligence she is having a regressive influence on their mental and social development. Did you know in high school she was "possibly" the only one to still ride the short bus. It was just her in the one and only seat on the bus aside from the bus driver. She always told the bus driver every day that one Day she would love to drive the short bus. But unfortunately, due to being severly intellectually disabled she isn't allowed to drive anything but her life into the ground by being a fucking retard? Was that too harsh? Who gives a fuck as she can't read it anyway. Just tell her it says something nice about her dumb ass. Namaste the Fuck away each and every God dam Day. Ok?
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My Hijacked American Lie-feBy James Bryson Kambestad