We were recording this while both the Höglander and Gallagher trades broke, so you will get out live reactions on if we thought they were worth smashing a watermellon over. We also look back at day 2 of the 2026 NHL Draft, look at all the uncs available on July 1, and rank the Canucks U23 players/prospects.,

The virgin mock drafter vs the chad can't think of one. On this one we react to the first night of the 2026 NHL Entry Draft! And we weigh in on the Hronek discourse too.

Maybe the last episode we can do 2026 draft speculation on. This one we talk about the draft of course, as well as spending money during a rebuild, the most Seattle Kraken trade of all time, and various other Canucks scuttlebutt.

We will be Johnson Suckers if he disappoints us. On this one we talk about the Canucks new AGM hire, expectations based on draft projections, budgets, and a new contender for the NHL's dumbest fanbase.

We are so positive now it disgusts me. On this one we talk about the Canucks finally hiring Manny Malholtra as head coach, the worst Elias Pettersson trade we would be ok with, and the scuttlebutt from the draft combine.

A lot of draft discussion on this one. The Malholtra or Stenberg discussions will continue until morale improves.

The title of the podcast is how a caveman would describe this week's big Canucks news. On this one we talk about the Canucks firing Adam Foote, his tenure in Vancouver, the draft, Elias Pettersson, and I make a very embarassing malapropism where I say "pony horse" instead of "hobby horse"

The Canucks have a front office again! On this one we basically talk about how we will run through a wall for the Sedins.

On this one we talk about the ongoing GM search, the Canuck's rebuild and the draft

yesterday was a lot like the Paris Commune for Canucks fans,

Welp the Canucks didn't win the draft lottery, but at least We The People were able to cyber bully a disgraced former GM.