Ok, we’ve arrived at the sexiest horror movie of all time. You’re aroused, but you don’t know if it is fear or lust, or just the natural response from the thick velvety wardrobe goodness chosen for this epic film. Sarah and Heather open a vein, and their livers as they go dive into this decadent tale of two OG soul mates, and toast the concept of the "kind" thing being to personally drive a Bowie knife into your beloved’s heart. 

Don’t worry, they will voraciously make out and make your nether regions feel funny in their next life.  It ‘twill come to pass, as these two blood thirsty beasts clearly belong together. I mean, how else could you explain how Mina could possibly resist Keanu Reeves in a peacoat? This episode completes the spooky run of movies we’ve chosen that pertain to the Autumnal “thinning of the veil,” and our respective composures.