Security work is usually boring, until you hire a guy who treats the food court like a battlefield. Meet Kevin: a "Mall Ninja" with a resume printed on cardstock, a closet full of internet-bought tactical gear, and zero grip on reality. From conducting "covert ops" in the clothing racks to declaring war on a toddler, this is the story of how one man turned a minimum-wage job into a high-stakes tactical disaster.

This episode is from my Fictional Story YouTube channel called Karma Stories Extended.