In today's episode, we talk about a 21-year-old guy named Jayson Gonzalez who's been smuggling Krispy Kreme Donuts from Iowa to Minnesota. We learned that when you order a prostitute you can either pay or set off the fire alarms. Are people getting stabbed to death over Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches? And finally, Jason hit something on the way to the studios today, and he's not stoked about it.