MJ shares a hilarious and eventful story about how she convinced her husband to take her to an acupuncturist to get her ears stapled, hoping it would help her lose weight before her 40th birthday. However, shortly after getting the staples, she experiences severe indigestion and gas, which leads her to urgent care and eventually the emergency room. Despite the unexpected turn of events, MJ maintains her sense of humor throughout the ordeal.

Quotes:

"I got my ears stapled, and just let me tell you right now, it hurt. It hurt really bad." ~MJ

"He's hysterical on the phone, like, "they haven't found anybody. I might not make it back. Don't have surgery without me!"" ~MJ

"So we're in the hallway going to the actual surgery room, and we're all just standing around there with our thumbs up our noses, trying to figure out how to take the staples out." ~MJ

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MJ is the host of "Put a Pin In That" and recounts amusing anecdotes from her journey, spanning her college years, married life, parenting escapades, and various work-related exploits. She can be reached on her Instagram page at @puttinthat72