So it turns out that 0 out of 4 high-school-graduating-age teens were never properly taught how to check for a pulse, so the guy they thought they'd killed by mowing over him with their car and subsequently dumping into the ocean isn't actually dead. Instead of going the truly American route and suing the little snots for all they're worth, our not-quite-yet-a-corpse instead decides to just torment and them murder them all with a large fishhook. You know, for once, I honestly think actually suing someone would have turned out to be less of a hassle. 

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