Following a loss that Zach believes to be one of the worst football games he's ever seen, the guys take another look at the now-uncontrolled destiny of the Giants. Is this season looking even worse than last year? Will Secondary Eli finish out the season as Big Blue's starting quarterback? Will Eli Manning continue to be called "Secondary Eli" by Zach and Willys now that Primary Eli plays for the Saints?

Tune in for the answers to these life-defining questions, plus listless words about the meaning of banal dysfunction.