MASON IN PHOENIX WANTS ME TO RAZZ HIS DAD COLE. COLE IS ORGANIZING A CRAB FEED TO RAISE MONEY FOR CHARITY. I’M CALLING HIM PRETENDING TO BE A GUY WHO PURCHASED TICKETS TO THE CRAB FEED, BUT IT’S NOT THE CRAB FEED I’M EXPECTING. LIKE, I’M THINKING I’M FEEDING ACTUAL CRABS AT THIS EVENT...