MELANIE IN GLENDALE WANTS ME TO RAZZ HER HUSBAND DAMON WHO WORKS AT A T-SHIRT PRINTING SHOP. I’M CALLING HIM AT WORK AS A DAD LOOKING TO GET A SHIRT MADE FOR MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. IT’S A BIG ASK BECAUSE IT INVOLVES A LOT WORDS… AND NOT JUST THAT… IT’S ALSO WHAT I WANT THE SHIRT TO SAY...