MICHELE IN SAN TAN WANTS ME TO RAZZ HER HUSBAND CHRISTIAN, WHO IS HEADED TO L.A. WITH THEIR TWO KIDS NEXT WEEK VIA GREYHOUND BUS. I’M CALLING CHRISTIAN AS A REP FROM GREYHOUND TO CONFIRM HIS TRIP BUT ALSO BECAUSE I HAVE A LEGAL OBLIGATION TO LET HIM KNOW ABOUT SOME EXTRA PASSENGERS. HE’S NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS...