ALLISON IN GOODYEAR WANTS ME TO RAZZ HER HUSBAND LANDON. THEY’VE BEEN HAVING AN ISSUE WITH THEIR WASHING MACHINE AND ARE CURRENTLY WAITING ON A CALL BACK FROM SAMSUNG CUSTOMER SERVICE. I’M CALLING LANDON PRETENDING TO BE A CUSTOMER SERVICE REP ATTEMPTING TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE. SPOILER: THE ISSUE DOESN’T GET RESOLVED… MAINLY BECAUSE I CAN’T LEAVE MY MASSAGE GUN ALONE...