NIKO IN PHOENIX WANTS ME TO RAZZ HIS SISTER JOHANNA. SHE MOVED TO SAN DIEGO LAST YEAR FOR A JOB AT A VERY FANCY RESORT & SPA. I’M CALLING HER AT WORK PRETENDING TO BE A GUY LOOKING TO BOOK A STAY AT HER RESORT… BUT I’VE GOT A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS I NEED ANSWERED FIRST...