AUDREY IN ANTHEM WANTS ME TO RAZZ HER HUSBAND CAMERON. THEY WERE HAVING SOME INTERIOR WALLS PAINTED IN THEIR HOUSE AT THE TIME OF MY CALL. SO I'M CALLING CAMERON AT WORK PRETENDING TO BE ONE OF THE PAINTERS.  I'M INFORMING HIM THAT THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT INVOLVING THEIR VERY EXPENSIVE COUCH...