In this episode we'll learn what not to say to a stranger in an American bar, we'll have exclusive audio of Donald Trump trying to convict a crab of stealing a coconut and Morgan Freeman shares a love poem he wrote about his wife that's either a masterpiece or a mantlepiece.

The boys are in the local juicer talking misheard song lyrics, why curry is banned in England and the lengths a vain geography teacher will go to, not to have to watch Everton for free.

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