Grab your emotional support water bottle and hop on the Hotmess Express—it’s running solely on bad decisions and vibes 🚂✨This week, Helen’s back with another round of dating disasters and red flags she willingly ignored… all in the name of content (you're welcome). Erika is joined by Gen (Marissa is out doing real-life things), and together they spiral into tales of dating disasters with shoe salesmen, alcoholics and a bigot. It’s not therapy, but it is cheaper. Buckle up, degenerates.