Buckle up, hotties. This week, we’re taking you on a wild ride through a short-lived but absolutely unhinged relationship with a Bushwick DJ—aka Dude—who just might be the poster child for our brand-new segment: Worst Peen.

We’re breaking down the red flags, the DJ ego and the bizarre plot twists that made this an experience for the books.

Oh, and did we mention he gifted a shirt that says, “I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is?”

Let’s Debrief. 💋🍸