Obligated to talk about the dreaded C word (Corona Virus, of course), I took it upon myself to fully update the current state of the world while also introducing myself, and telling a light-hearted story of my high school sports experiences to get a giggle or two out of you (at my own expense). At this point, you might as well listen. We're all quarentined anyways. And you sure as hell not going to watch sports on TV.