First Pick

Splash Damage -

Activision / Blizzard buys MLG

http://www.wired.com/2016/01/activision-major-league-gaming/

Rey not in Star Wars

http://nerdist.com/star-wars-force-awakens-monopoly-rey-included-fan-outrage/

First team of Global Poker League announced:

http://calvinayre.com/2016/01/06/poker/chris-moneymaker-will-lead-las-vegas-moneymakers-in-gpl/

The Finisher:

On his twitter page, Luis-Scott Vargas announced that he and his wife Geneva Sarcedo are expecting! Congrats to LSV and Geneva, but this does beg the question: as the master of puns and all things wordplay, what should the newest Scott-Vargas be named?