*Takes dramatic deep breath* A LOT has been happening! 4 countries in only 2 short months! Some call it traveling, I might just call it a small case of insanity! The bluest beaches ever, dancing to Swahili music until the morning, visiting the last slave market, almost being trampled at a Makunduchi Festival, impromptu dance lessons from the Maasai tribe, lunch dates in the middle of the ocean ... on a rock, and sun poisoning in Tanzania. Spending over 100 hours in a Jeep driving from one country through to the next on an 8 day solo safari from Tanzania to Kenya, up close experiences with hyenas, lions, and probably any other animal you can remember from "The Lion King", living with a Maasai family, brushing my teeth with an all natural toothpaste and a toothbrush sourced from the savannah, and  breaking my vegetarian diet to try Kenyan kebab. Which bring me to Turkey where I think I experienced a food orgasm, partied until 4 am with strangers, booked the wrong flight and had to take a 5 hour bus to my destination,  did a photoshoot with wild horses in Cappadocia, who the fuck am I? And I am finally reunited with my baby in Ukraine! *Takes dramatic deep breath again* So, let's start where we left off, leaving Indonesia for Tanzania. Mambo or what's up in Swahili! Let's go to Tanzania y'all!