At 10pm on the hottest Friday of the year, we decided it was the perfect time to lock ourselves in an airless room and record a podcast. And yet this week's episode is full of handy hints and trivia! We tell you the worst excuse to give when you don't want to plan your boyfriend's birthday party, when Melania Trump is acting like a medieval British Queen, why you should NEVER win the lottery, and why sometimes it's best to let strangers think you're going to stick a cucumber up your bum. And then we also play voice clips of Amy as she's drunk and weeping in Thailand, just because it's funny.

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