Everyone uses the word simp pretty loosely nowadays, but when I tell you I simped for people, I SIMPED for people. In this episode, I share my experiences with the guys I liked growing up, and how being in the friendzone went for me. I talk about the main people I liked from Kindergarten till now and how it all went down for me as an insanely, desperate, shell of a person. 

No, I do not use their real names nor anything associated with their names, but the stories are still 100% true. Also fair warning, I yell a little bit, but I tried to make it as bearable as possible.