In this episode of EhMaGawd, Lisi and Ellen discuss the mean girl that sips fat-free lattes inside our brains and judges. You know the one. She rolls her eyes at our choices, tells us we could be better, and shames us for not doing more. Her name is Comparison, and she’s dead to us. Why do we compare? How can we stop? And when can it be helpful? Listen and learn.

And the digressions? They might be the funniest ones yet. Ellen credits Tinx for a quote that originated 100 years ago. Lisi gives her notes on Heated Rivalry. They reveal their high school scents (of course, Ellen has never heard of Lisi’s). And they help a GLU who is sick of being everyone’s pay pal.

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