Our second stop on our world tour takes us to lovely Chicago... except we've been in Chicago the entire time? Chicago lore is strange, yall. Even more strange: the Chicago Firefighters themselves! Our tour guides: Stara (xe/ze/hir) and Laser (she/her)! They're both Firefighters captains (like every firefighter), and Firefighters Twitter posters (also like every firefighter), so (like every firefighter) they're more than qualified to show us around!

cw: extended food discussion from 1:15:00 to 1:32:30

In this episode: american chain restaurants, blaseball hall of fame, uncountably many bits, fuck peanuts, fuck suns, chiclawgo, <3 Goobie, C*leb Alv*rado, WAFC, artbreeder, twitter shenanigans, pride mouth, hellthread, football.

~shoutouts zone prime~ recommended viewing for your enjoyment of this episode

A map of our solar system

We Are From Chicago audio reading (cw: unreality)

Splorts Macheen is brought to you by Peanuts (also cw: unreality)

Pride Mouth

The DILF Bracket

Hellthread: how it started, how it's going (cw: food)

The Objection.lol that predicted a friend group

~son of shoutouts zone~ good things mentioned on air

BACo

Blaseball Hall of Fame

Splorts Macheen interview with Patel Beyonce

Champs in the Making

Interstitial

Staradavid's Itch.io

~anti-shoutouts zone~ shame to those who reside here

Hen

Sins

The North Placentia Sonic

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