Welcome to a magical world that is not Hoth, where alien dicks fit into human vaginas and alien consonants fit into human ears. It’s Ice Planet Barbarians, a book that we had a lot of thoughts and feelings about. We’ve got good blue bois, third nipples, linguistic rants, and a whole-ass tangent about the Oregon Trail! It’s a timeless tale of a space idiot who meets a lorge alien sex toy (who respects her), climbs him like a mountain, and ends up barefoot and pregnant on an ice planet. We’re full of rage, but you could also say this book ~resonated~ with us. 

PS From Emily: English isn’t a Romance language—it’s a Germanic language that borrows heavily from Romance languages. But who among us hasn’t gotten so distracted by the logistics of alien babies that they forgot everything they learned in grad school?

Trigger warning for alien gang rape 😨 and just a lot of grossness and trauma in the first chapter. 

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