A beautiful woman in a sheer bikini struts by two men on the beach. She holds a novel in one hand and a margarita glass in the other, large ice cubes tinkle with each step across sand. The sun shines and the woman’s smooth bronzed skin sparkles in response to countless beams of warm sun. It’s a clear day and the surf sighs repeatedly in the background. The two men lay on outstretched towels. They say nothing, but track her movement, her fluidity —grace. These were not hunters but awestruck children seeing fireworks for the first time. And In a flow of time that passed far too quickly, she was soon a distant star.

Guy 1: *turns to Guy 2* “Did you see them things man!?”

Guy 2: “Bruh, bruh! I couldn’t look away!”

Guy 1: “Right!? I ain't never seen shit like that before!” *whistles* “Damn!!”

Guy 2: “Bruh that shit was see-through, you could see everything!”

Guy 1: *whistles* “And the shape!”

Guy 2: “The shape though!”

Guy 2: *shakes his head* “ They sure do make ‘em different out here don’t they?”

Guy 1: “Pssht I know that's right, I ain't never seen ice cubes like that in all my life”

Guy 2: “Clearest things I’ve ever seen. That ain’t no American ice”

Guy 1: *shakes head*“I know thats right.”

Topics Discussed on Today’s JackAm include: Cough-vfefe, Buffet’d To Black, The Jack of Us II, Sit Down Stand Ups, and Triggered!

Topics Discussed on Today’s JackAF include: Ice!

Episode Originally Aired 06/22/20 — Vod link: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/658161286 / https://www.twitch.tv/videos/658546982