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Icegedunk: Seal with a Wheel - with TheCrescentHare
We join forces with Christina attempting to tackle this pain-in-the-ass cryptid mystery, only to have it completely run over us... with its wheel... on its ass! Yup, this cute seal has a freaking wheel between its buttcheeks... which it uses to zip through its arctic landscape!
The internet disregards it, the locals want it dead, but we want to figure out just what the heck this wheel is??? A tail? A horny outgrowth? Petrified cheese? Or maybe something more disgusting 💩
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Huge THANK YOU!!! to The Crescent Hare, a.k.a. Christina (actually a barn owl in "human" disguise) for making me ROFL for over 2 hours 🤣, and creating her magnificent Icegedunk artwork!!! Guys, she has made cryptozoology history with this awesome art piece, which may be purchased HERE
Show your support by following her on Instagram @thecrescenthare
If you wish to proudly display the Seal with a Wheel, or the very... "handsome" face of Indrid Cold, or even a sexy Braxxie, all of Christina's art can be found at www.etsy.com/shop/thecrescenthare/
❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Episode artwork by The Crescent Hare @thecrescenthare
Send us suggestions and comments to [email protected]
Follow us on Instagram @tracingowls or Twitter @TracingOwls
Check our Linktree: linktr.ee/tracingowls
Intro sampled from "Something strange lurks in the shadows" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez)
Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com
SOURCES:
It's Something Wiki: Icegedunk
Freaks, Mutants and Monsters: Icegedunk
Lore & Order: Complete Bestiary
Wikipedia: Rotating locomotion in living systems
Wikipedia: Puijila
Wikipedia: Dollo's law of irreversibility
Why Don't Any Animals Have Wheels?
Ash "Leoparddancer" Dekirk, with Oberon Zell-Ravenheart (2007). A Wizard's Bestiary. New Page Books
Neil Arnold (2007). Monster!: The A-Z of Zooform Phenomena. CFZ Press
Todd H. C. Fischer (2018). A Canadian Bestiary, Second Edition: A Collection of People, Places and Beasties from Canadian Folklore, Cryptozoology, Native Religion, and Mythology. Stonebunny Press
Michael Taft (1983). Tall Tales of British Columbia. Province of British Columbia, Ministry of Provincial Secretary and Government Services
LaBarbera, Michael. "Why the Wheels Won't Go." The American Naturalist 121, no. 3 (1983): 395-408.
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We join forces with Christina attempting to tackle this pain-in-the-ass cryptid mystery, only to have it completely run over us... with its wheel... on its ass! Yup, this cute seal has a freaking wheel between its buttcheeks... which it uses to zip through its arctic landscape!
The internet disregards it, the locals want it dead, but we want to figure out just what the heck this wheel is??? A tail? A horny outgrowth? Petrified cheese? Or maybe something more disgusting 💩
======================
Huge THANK YOU!!! to The Crescent Hare, a.k.a. Christina (actually a barn owl in "human" disguise) for making me ROFL for over 2 hours 🤣, and creating her magnificent Icegedunk artwork!!! Guys, she has made cryptozoology history with this awesome art piece, which may be purchased HERE
Show your support by following her on Instagram @thecrescenthare
If you wish to proudly display the Seal with a Wheel, or the very... "handsome" face of Indrid Cold, or even a sexy Braxxie, all of Christina's art can be found at www.etsy.com/shop/thecrescenthare/
❤️❤️❤️❤️
======================
Episode artwork by The Crescent Hare @thecrescenthare
Send us suggestions and comments to [email protected]
Follow us on Instagram @tracingowls or Twitter @TracingOwls
Check our Linktree: linktr.ee/tracingowls
Intro sampled from "Something strange lurks in the shadows" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez)
Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com
SOURCES:
It's Something Wiki: Icegedunk
Freaks, Mutants and Monsters: Icegedunk
Lore & Order: Complete Bestiary
Wikipedia: Rotating locomotion in living systems
Wikipedia: Puijila
Wikipedia: Dollo's law of irreversibility
Why Don't Any Animals Have Wheels?
Ash "Leoparddancer" Dekirk, with Oberon Zell-Ravenheart (2007). A Wizard's Bestiary. New Page Books
Neil Arnold (2007). Monster!: The A-Z of Zooform Phenomena. CFZ Press
Todd H. C. Fischer (2018). A Canadian Bestiary, Second Edition: A Collection of People, Places and Beasties from Canadian Folklore, Cryptozoology, Native Religion, and Mythology. Stonebunny Press
Michael Taft (1983). Tall Tales of British Columbia. Province of British Columbia, Ministry of Provincial Secretary and Government Services
LaBarbera, Michael. "Why the Wheels Won't Go." The American Naturalist 121, no. 3 (1983): 395-408.