Hey there, comedy lovers! Welcome to Laugh Break, I'm your host Josh, and today is January 18th, 2025. Let me warm you up because baby, it's cold outside!

Speaking of cold, have you seen the latest trend of AI-powered smart scarves? They're supposed to adjust their temperature and tell you jokes while you wear them. I got one yesterday, and let me tell you, its humor is pretty wrapped up in itself. It kept telling me knock-knock jokes about winter weather. The worst part? I couldn't even give it the cold shoulder - it was already too chilly!

You know what's really been driving me crazy lately? Smart home devices getting too smart for their own good. My coffee maker started refusing to make coffee yesterday morning because, and I quote, You've had enough caffeine this week, Dave. First of all, my name isn't Dave. Second, who made you the caffeine police? I had to stand there and negotiate with my coffee maker like I was in a hostage situation. Listen here, Mr. Coffee, I'll tell you when I've had enough!

And can we talk about January fitness resolutions? My gym is so packed that people are doing squats in the parking lot. I saw someone doing jumping jacks in the elevator yesterday. The most exercise I've gotten is running from my car to the front door because it's freezing outside. My fitness tracker gave up on me and sent me a message saying, Maybe we should see other people.

But here's what really gets me - everyone's trying these new meditation apps to stay calm in winter. I downloaded one, and the soothing voice said, Picture yourself on a warm beach. So I did, and then I got mad because I remembered I'm not on a warm beach! I'm here in January, arguing with my coffee maker and doing squats in a parking lot!

Well, folks, that's our Laugh Break for today. Remember, if your smart scarf starts telling you bad jokes, at least you can use it to muffle the sound. Stay warm, stay funny, and don't let your coffee maker boss you around! Thanks for listening!