That’s right, folks—this week it’s just me, flying solo and spiraling gloriously into my favorite cryptid: the unicorn. Yes, technically they’re sparkly horses with a horn, but don’t let the glitter fool you—these mythic beasts have a surprisingly weird history. From biblical cameos to 80s trapper keepers, unicorns have been prancing through our collective imagination like they own the place. Are they real? Who cares. Are they fabulous? Absolutely. Tune in for questionable facts, strong opinions, and zero shame.