In this corner: pilot, President, statesman, Thomas Whitmore! In the other corner, cable repairman, tree-hugger, nerd, David Levinson! Doug Greenberg (Rocky Minute) returns to break down the tale of the tape between the two combatants! Plus, another round of our new favorite segment, Jewish Joke of the Day, plus Matthew gets something that has been needed for a long time: a good talking-to.

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