In obtaining his first artisanally-crafted mattress, Jason can now teach Steve that they shouldn't have divots or slots for your body and that sleeping on the floor is, indeed, probably bad for your back. However, the height of the new mattress leaves Jason perplexed about certain ... activities. Meanwhile, Steve can teach Jason how to be an unwitting creep on the bus, so creepy even the homeless guy gets more friends than you! What a feat!