It takes less than a minute to bring up the Roe Vs. Wade fiasco. We know what you want! Luke and Scott ask for a little lubricant first That comes in the debate over which of the talk show team would win a game of tip 21. Who ya got? Scott has to release some steam and he steams whistles to the dulcet tones of Louis Armstrong. The Republicans wants to end abortions, but the Democrats screwed themselves first for not being proactive. Who do you blame and will you vote now because of this? Luke is dropping knowledge all day on this nightmare. Seriously, this is like 40 minutes of the show. So skip ahead like 40 minutes if you want to avoid it. Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage, but he's still funny as hell. Mike reminds everybody that Congress no longer exists. George Carlin pops in with some truths from 30 years ago that are just as valid today. Of course we read your emails and one of them gaslights Luke about student debt. Thanks Mr. Pink. Have you heard that co-ed living is outlawed in Shawnee, Kansas? We provide you with tips on how to avoid paying your student debt. But the best yet is saved for the end when long time IIS fan Danny asks the guys about their best and worst wedding stories. An iconic moment in the history of this show (courtesy of Scott) happens next. We close the show with Bill Hicks talking about abortion. If any of this nonsense inspires you, please email the show at [email protected]