Salad bars / Colossal colon clogger combo / Tony hawk sells a skateboard infused with his blood / Vac-Singh the vaccinator / Firing employees / Not a fan of cops / Brie Larsen sucks / John Stamos is now the drummer for The Beach Boys / Josh almost tells a clean joke / Gordon Ramsey always looks disappointed / Rocketman / Man confuses Harry Potter with Frodo Baggins / Airplane food story / Fat bastard burritos / Baby carrots / Val Kilmer looks so weird now / So does Maggie Gyllenhaal / Third world countries hate weed / ...and many, many other jokes you shouldn't tell your grandma.