A small rant based on listening to the first day of Ghislaine Maxwell’s testimony and her trying to convince a legal team that both she and Jeffrey Epstein had health conditions that prevented them from having sexual intercourse, and thus they bonded over their celibacy in best-friendship.

Woman, please.

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