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If I could walk in my sleep,-Version-(2)-by- Matthew F. Blowers III
If I could walk in my sleep,
even though I never have,
I would truly like to go
somewhere significant,
Like China, Alaska,
even Atlantis, or the moon.
What the heck,
distance would be
inconsequential.
It's obvious that I
wouldn't get too tired
from walking,
because I'd be asleepIf I could heal with just a touch
All those who suffer from disease
I would dedicate my life
To saving all of those in need
Finding deepest satisfaction
Just by watching their reactions
To the wondrous joy of feeling good
As all their pain would vanish
And by just my touch be banished
If I could come
without any physical efforts,
I wouldn't go anywhere.
The hell with significance.
I'd just sit around,
and smile a lot,
and maybe run some seminars.
Of course, I'd have to
call them semen-nars you know.
I'd get filthy rich,
by making other people come,
hands free, for a small fee
and then I'd buy stock
investing heavily in "Depends,"
and I would go for days,
forever coming,
with my friends.
If I could heal with just a touch
All those who suffer from disease
I would dedicate my life
To saving all of those in need
Finding deepest satisfaction
Just by watching their reactions
To the wondrous joy of feeling good
As all their pain would vanish
And by just my touch be banished
If I could write a poem
to beat all poems,
that would make everybody
hearing it just nod,
because the words I'd read
related perfectly,
to a big hole in their lives,
that was just filled,
I would sell copies,
for just 20 cents a piece
to thirty million folks
here, and abroad
would sail with me,
to Easter Island shores,
where we would smoke sweet ganja,
and just lounge
beneath those massive heads,
that watch us
stone faced as we go
skinny dipping in the waves
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By Art~Whimsically YoursIf I could walk in my sleep,
even though I never have,
I would truly like to go
somewhere significant,
Like China, Alaska,
even Atlantis, or the moon.
What the heck,
distance would be
inconsequential.
It's obvious that I
wouldn't get too tired
from walking,
because I'd be asleepIf I could heal with just a touch
All those who suffer from disease
I would dedicate my life
To saving all of those in need
Finding deepest satisfaction
Just by watching their reactions
To the wondrous joy of feeling good
As all their pain would vanish
And by just my touch be banished
If I could come
without any physical efforts,
I wouldn't go anywhere.
The hell with significance.
I'd just sit around,
and smile a lot,
and maybe run some seminars.
Of course, I'd have to
call them semen-nars you know.
I'd get filthy rich,
by making other people come,
hands free, for a small fee
and then I'd buy stock
investing heavily in "Depends,"
and I would go for days,
forever coming,
with my friends.
If I could heal with just a touch
All those who suffer from disease
I would dedicate my life
To saving all of those in need
Finding deepest satisfaction
Just by watching their reactions
To the wondrous joy of feeling good
As all their pain would vanish
And by just my touch be banished
If I could write a poem
to beat all poems,
that would make everybody
hearing it just nod,
because the words I'd read
related perfectly,
to a big hole in their lives,
that was just filled,
I would sell copies,
for just 20 cents a piece
to thirty million folks
here, and abroad
would sail with me,
to Easter Island shores,
where we would smoke sweet ganja,
and just lounge
beneath those massive heads,
that watch us
stone faced as we go
skinny dipping in the waves