Alright, this week’s double feature is a trip straight to the “yeah, we’ll rent it, why not” section of the store: If Looks Could Kill (1991) and National Lampoon’s Senior Trip (1995). First up, Richard Grieco—fresh off 21 Jump Street and apparently allergic to subtlety—plays a high schooler who accidentally becomes a spy in a Euro-thriller so overcooked it feels like Bond fan fiction written in detention.

Then we’ve got Senior Trip, a stoner road comedy that’s basically every “what if my friends ran the government” daydream you had scribbled in your high school notebook. It’s got Jeremy Renner before he was Hawkeye, Tommy Chong being very much Tommy Chong. The kind of movie that smells like spilled Mountain Dew and VHS plastic.

So grab your rewinder, because this week’s rentals are bargain-bin Bond and a bus ride to nowhere—and yes, you’re already late, so the fee’s on us.