This week, Adam, Jordan and Caleb answer the only question that matters in the world right now: Who would win in a fight between Thomas Tuchel and Antonio Conte? The Spurs-Chelsea slugfest leads off a full weekend of action in a water-break filled Premier League, as temperatures soared literally and figuratively. We hand a Darwin Award to Liverpool's Nunez for falling hook, line, and sinker to Joachim Andersen's dark arts defending. Plus, what on Earth is wrong at Manchester United? Jordan still leads the way in Top Shelf Picks, and in a We Ate All the Pies first, it's a new segment: Welcome to...Walton & Hersham FC!