**The longer this goes on, the more we let AI do our job, so I must disclose that I did not write the following description, and for authentic purposes (that's why you listen to us right?), I did not proof read this and on quick glance, it is not even close to being correct. The headings are though, so my job here is done.

Welcome to the latest episode of “Journey to the Fringe: if you've got it, haunt it”! 🎙️ In this spine-tingling installment, we delve into the eerie world of haunted objects. Buckle up, because things are about to get spectrally peculiar! 👻

1. “The Anguished Man” Painting: Imagine a canvas that screams louder than a toddler denied ice cream. This painting, aptly named “The Anguished Man,” is like a tortured soul trapped in acrylic. It’s so haunted that even Bob Ross would say, “Happy little ghosts? Nah, let’s paint some existential dread.”

2. Carl Pruitt’s Grave: The Unofficial Origin of “Final Destination”: Carl Pruitt, a regular guy who just wanted to enjoy his morning coffee, accidentally tripped over his shoelace and fell into an open grave. Little did he know, he was auditioning for the lead role in “Final Destination.” The Grim Reaper was like, “You’re hired!” Now every time you spill coffee, Carl’s ghost chuckles from the afterlife.

3. Thomas Busby’s Chair: The Ultimate Game of Musical (Haunted) Chairs: Thomas Busby loved his chair so much that he cursed it. Legend has it that anyone who dared sit in it met a grisly end. It’s like a deadly game of musical chairs, but instead of losing a seat, you lose your mortal coil. The chair whispers, “Sit down, my friend. Your fate awaits!”

4. “The Hands Resist Him” Painting: This artwork makes “Mona Lisa” look like a cheerful stick figure. In “The Hands Resist Him,” creepy hands emerge from a portal, trying to escape the canvas. Critics say it’s a metaphor for unpaid taxes. But honestly, it’s just a portal to a parallel universe where hands have better things to do than pay bills.

5. Ötzi the Iceman: Frosty with a Side of Spookiness: Ötzi, the ancient mummy found frozen in the Alps, isn’t just a popsicle with abs. He’s also a ghostly tour guide. Imagine hiking those icy peaks, and suddenly Ötzi appears, saying, “Welcome to the afterlife! Mind the frostbite.”

6. The Bronze Lady Statue: She’s Got a Leg Up on the Competition: This bronze lady statue has a secret: She moonlights as a dance instructor. At night, she waltzes with other statues, teaching them the cha-cha and the tango. But beware—cross her, and she’ll cha-cha your soul right out of existence.

7. The Myrtles Plantation Mirror: Reflections, Regrets, and Ghost Selfies: The Myrtles Plantation mirror doesn’t just reflect your face; it reflects your deepest regrets. Stare into it, and you’ll see that time you wore socks with sandals. The ghostly whisper? “Fashion faux pas, my friend.”

8. The Chairs of Belcourt Castle: Where Seating Is a Spectral Sport: At Belcourt Castle, chairs play musical souls. Sit in one, and suddenly you’re at a séance with Elvis, Cleopatra, and a confused T. rex. The chairs giggle, “Welcome to the VIP section of the afterlife!”

So grab your EVP recorder, charge your proton pack, and join us on this ghostly adventure. Remember, when life gives you haunted lemons, make spectral lemonade! 🍋👻